Jumpy McGee's Tumble

Peter was a year master of sports From clubs to fights He made his way Rick and Nick lead on his loyal crew Inventor, student, they roll right through Oh, mercy, he cried Flat on his back With feathers and leaves In a comical stand Ha, ha! Oh, what a sight to see Jumping men see in his foolery Laugh till you cry Tuck your hands high Life's one big joke Under the sky Oh, yeah He's the sight Oh, yeah Pure delight Next day he boasted He'd wrestle a goat Tied it with rope But it slipped his note Around the yard they went Chase after chase Jumpy tripped over his own shoelace The goat wore the rope Like a victory crown While Jumpy lay laughing There on the ground Ha, ha! Oh, what a sight to see Jumping men see in his foolery Laugh till you cry Tuck your hands high Life's one big joke Under the sky Oh, yeah He's the sight Oh, yeah Pure delight He tried to bake pie For his sweetheart so fine But mixed up the salt With the sugar divine She took one big bite Eyes wide as the moon Spit it out quick Dance round the room Now that's my recipe for love He did grin And they threw the giggles What a win Ha, ha! Oh, what a sight to see Jumping men see in his foolery Laugh till you cry Tuck your hands high Life's one big joke Under the sky Oh, yeah He's the sight Oh, yeah Pure delight He did grin So here's to the mishaps The slips and the spills They fill up our hearts With the best kind of thrills Jumping men sees a legend Lives on in our cheer Sing it again Let the laughter ring clear Oh, yeah Ha, ha, forever Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah