Cabinet Crook's Carnival Cha-Cha

Well, gather 'round, hear the tale so fine, 'Bout a leader who shines, but his pockets align. He talks big game, with a wink and a grin, But the truth comes out when the party's in spin.

He promised the roads would be smooth as silk, Schools full of books, no more bitter milk. But his briefcase bursts with the people's gold, While we hustle daily in the heat and cold. Drives a shiny car to the fancy ball, Kisses the missus, then sneaks down the hall. With a dancer so fine, in sequins aglow, Scandal brewin' where the wild winds blow.

Oh, Honorable Slick, what a tricky trick! Stealin' our dreams with a hypocrite kick. Dance all night, but the bill we pay, Carnival king in the light of day!

Corruption groove, can't confess!

Mornin' comes, he's on the TV screen, Smilin' wide, like nothin's ever been. "Vote for me, I'll fix it all," he cries, But his lover's laughin' with tears in her eyes. Taxes rise, the poor folks scrape, While he jets away on a secret escape. Daily grind for you and me, He feasts on scandal, wild and free.

Oh, Honorable Slick, what a tricky trick! Stealin' our dreams with a hypocrite kick. Dance all night, but the bill we pay, Carnival king in the light of day!

Corruption groove, can't confess!

Now the crowd's wakin', the whispers grow loud, Papers screamin' from the rooftops proud. Will he fall or spin another lie? We laugh and sway as the truth draws nigh. No more blind faith in his silver tongue, Time to rise, let the real song be sung.

Oh, Honorable Slick, what a tricky trick! Stealin' our dreams with a hypocrite kick. Dance all night, but the bill we pay, Carnival king? Not today!

Corruption's done, hip hip hooray!

So here's to the fools who lead us astray, We'll calypso on, brighter tomorrow's way. Laugh at the scandal, shake off the chain, People united, we break the game.